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Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work. - Gurney Halleck

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me! - Brick Top

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there? - John Milton

Where's the robot to pat you on the back? Or the engineer? Or the children, maybe? There, you see now, how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing now, how your entire empire can come crashing down because of one... little... cherry. - Priest Vito Cornelius

Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please. - Tank Girl

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"? - Peter Gibbons

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. - Bullet Tooth Tony

Well, of course there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete. But the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and he carries a hay fork. - Ulysses Everett McGill

The world is your oyster, go take some. - DEVO

Opposites and repellion are obsolite. The fittest shall survive yet the unfit may live. It's all the same. - DEVO

"And he that wounded her hath hurt me more than had he killed me dead." -Titus Andronicus-Titus - Act 3 - Scene 1