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Esther
This is Esther. She belives that her late husband is haunting her coffee mug. She is one of the unfourtunate souls that was
subjected to watch every epesode of "Saturday Night Live" Featuring Joe Piscopo. What tipped her over the edge of
insanity is her viewing of the 1976 film "American Tickler"
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Herbie
This is Herbie. Herbie is a very interesting case due to the fact he thinks he is a white transexual midget hooker from East
Los Angeles when he is in fact a black male from upstate New York. His daughter first noticed his condition when she was spending
the weekend with him and he would often speak about why his breasts werent bigger and if any men would want him because he
was so small. Herbie's daughter checked him in and then left her previous address with no forwarding to this day she has an
outstanding bill for her fathers care.
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Mathew(3) & Gordon(2)
Mathew & Gordon both share the same disorder. They have not devloved their own identies but instead Mathew belives
that his name is Steven Guttenberg and demands to know where Bubba Smith and David Graff are so that he may jump start his
career. Gordon on the other hand says very little but so far all of our studies have led us to belive that he thinks he is
Corey Feldman. Their mother Agnus(pictured with the 2 above) is begining to worry what sort of evil she has brought upon this
world.
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Laquanda
Laquanda is an intresting case because her condition has never been reported before. Laquanda's conditions consists of her
hating all forms of the word egg (i.e. eggo, eggactly, egglicous) and also having an immense fondness for Ted Danson and Tony
Danza. Her father has been prociding us with helpfull info having to do with her favorite TV show being "Silver Spoons".
We hope we can correct her problem in a swift manner so that she may become a productive member of socioty.
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